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What other spirits are saying
Our dark tale
In service to the gods of night, a pair of basement dwellers opened a portal and conjured forth an ancient spirit, which commanded them to open Photoshop and begin making T-shirts. Drawing on the energy of their haunted pasts and the skills honed in the darkness of the entertainment biz, they infuse every creation with care, devotion, and a bit of magic.
FAQ
How long will it take my order to ship?
Each piece is made to order, conjured up just for you. That means we don’t keep stock waiting in the shadows—your item begins its creation the moment you place it.
Production usually takes 2–7 business days. Once completed, it’s passed along to the courier. Shipping typically takes 5–8 business days within the U.S.
You’ll receive a tracking link once your parcel begins its journey.
Do you ship internationally?
Our magic hasn't yet spread beyond the boundaries of the USA, but fret not. Our warlocks are channeling their power at this moment and we hope to ship internationally soon.
What if my package is lost, delayed, or damaged?
On rare nights, our minions / print partners may need extra time to bring your piece into being—especially during holidays, busy seasons, or when supply runs low. In those moments, production can stretch beyond 7 business days, and shipping may be a little slower than usual.
Don’t worry. Your order hasn’t vanished into the void. Each parcel carries a tracking link, so you can follow its journey.
If something feels amiss, reach out to us and we’ll summon answers for you.
For refund and exchange info, read more here.
Do you accept returns?
If your order arrived with a defect, or didn't arrive at all, we will make it right. Check out our full policy here.
How should I care for my items?
Wash your apparel cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Only use non-chlorine bleach when truly necessary. Skip the fabric softeners and avoid dry-cleaning. For best results, hang-dry or tumble dry on low—this helps your piece last longer, keeping the print sharp and the fabric strong, wear after wear.
What size should I choose?
Our apparel runs true to size, with a classic unisex fit. If you’re between sizes, we recommend sizing up for a looser, more relaxed feel, or staying true for a closer fit.